In the beginning, there was a simple ode..

"DP in the hizzouse"

i was chillin in my crib
putting down a jolly squib
when i reached for mr pibb
WHERE IT BE?

then a thought O-ccured to me
i gave my heart to dr. P
i was blind but now i see
I WAS WHACK

so my bag i start to pack
and i throws it on my back
so i can hit the ol' tarmak
I'M SO DIZZ(y)

the dopest thang they is
wit da suga' and da fizz
and da bubbles and da sizz
IS THE DOC

TOR PEPPER. me amour
cuz evens when i's poor
i will always want somemore
YOU BE PHAT.