[Insert Jeopardy theme here]

a tick a tock a-dam i'm waitin'
for you to start that chelsea hatin'
you so mean
to yo dp queen
what be wrong?

i sit here day in and day izzout
hopin' i'll catch you whine and pout
bout my skill
you get yo fill?
yet!

sallright tho' i ain't grumblin
cuz when i sips that dp fro dublin
i think of you's
and how you lose
our slams EVERY FREAKIN' TIME.

xoxo