Yo, turn up my headphones

Why you act so mean to me?
Just because I drink iced tea
Though I know that you'd agree
It's good!

I got a feeling you were scarred
When someone stole your sun tea jar
And now you're searching near and far
For peace!

So trust the Holy Trinity
Salsa, Chips, and Dr. P
You once was blind, but now you see
The Way!

Don't try and drink it every day
Cause dat shit causes tooth decay
And I know Craig Stone would say
Keep Flossin!

So iced tea is my subsitute
You like it too, and can't dispute
Don't try and fight, you're point is moot
I Win!