You and your delusions

a'One
two
three
four
five
six
SEVEN

drinking DP's like I died'n gone t'heaven
you a fake
you a phony
gotta set you straight
so here we go
you gotta know
'low me to illustrate

Remember Adam?!
uh huhhhh
Remember Eve???
fo sheez
th'got in trub
for eatin' grub
that part is easy!

it weren't no apple
don't you see?
they drank forbidden Doctor P
and just like you,
ain't got a clue
YOU GONNA GET BANISHED

There's room for one
in this here lair
and you can't
pay the proper fare
you've gone without
that dp spout
for like, what? three weeks?

So since a clue is what need
I'll try to bring you up to speed:
It was chelsea
in the library
with doctor p
(and the wrench, so BAAAACK OFFFF)