Dr. Pepper ode

From all the way down here
I gotta shout and yell and cheer
Cuz Doctor P
Still blesses me
With joyous fizz

I gotta pay loads more to get
A sip'a Doc; don't give a shit
Cuz it da man
Ya undastand
I mean seriously, what's better than a nice cold Dr. Pepper on a hot summer's day.
Even when that summer's day is in the middle of February.