Dr. Pepper ode

From all the way down here
I gotta shout and yell and cheer
Cuz Doctor P
Still blesses me
With joyous fizz

I gotta pay loads more to get
A sip'a Doc; don't give a shit
Cuz it da man
Ya undastand
I mean seriously, what's better than a nice cold Dr. Pepper on a hot summer's day.
Even when that summer's day is in the middle of February.

I Feel the Need...the Need for Speed

From Birmingham to Baltimore
We don't need this civil war
Let's unite
Combine to fight
Those people who don't know the score

They say that we are hypnotized
We start to talk, they roll their eyes
But Dr. P
Earned his degree
And he deserves the Nobel Prize

Consider this new Trinity
Trifecta first, then you and me
We'll start again
This time as friends
It's for the best, I guarantee

Together we're partners in crime
The rhymes we make are so sublime
And from now on
Our beef is gone
You can be my wingman anytime

'Perfect rap' overtaken by new perfect rap. News at 11.

I gotta hand it
to you Yeargin
Dang your rap was da shit
But you'll be learning
Tides are turning
And my odes are 2LEGIT

i feel a tingle
in my mullet
when i sip dat juice
goes down my gullet
like a bullet
Cuz my throat be a sluice*

So Mr. Y for you
A warning
Don't you mess with the C
You'll be forlorning
Every morning
Got no friend in doctor P

He gots no love
for you, he's loyal
To phat peeps with a clue
to those who toil
don't recoil
And he told me you're through

Obre las ojos
Wake up dude
It was a hella sick dream
Cuz this here feud
Won't be subdued
Just cuz your rap had some steam

The rumor has it
Some suggest
We had our brains washed out
While back in Tex
Ate too much mex
But you and me, we are devout

So maybe we
should call a truce
And make a vow to defend
Our holy juice
Our Maverick's Goose
ALL HAIL DP TO THE END!

*sluice: conduit that carries a rapid flow of water.. or in this case, the doc

You and your delusions

a'One
two
three
four
five
six
SEVEN

drinking DP's like I died'n gone t'heaven
you a fake
you a phony
gotta set you straight
so here we go
you gotta know
'low me to illustrate

Remember Adam?!
uh huhhhh
Remember Eve???
fo sheez
th'got in trub
for eatin' grub
that part is easy!

it weren't no apple
don't you see?
they drank forbidden Doctor P
and just like you,
ain't got a clue
YOU GONNA GET BANISHED

There's room for one
in this here lair
and you can't
pay the proper fare
you've gone without
that dp spout
for like, what? three weeks?

So since a clue is what need
I'll try to bring you up to speed:
It was chelsea
in the library
with doctor p
(and the wrench, so BAAAACK OFFFF)

Game Over

Now I'm back
Talkin' smack
Like a panic attack

I'll knock you down
To the ground
With my yackity yack

So listen up
Buttercup
And you better stand back

'Cause I'm-a spew
On your crew
Like a shaken six pack

Dr. Pepper's
My last supper
Like the blood of Christ

Pour that shit
In my grail
And it better be iced

Chelsea Hughes
You confused
Here's a word of advice

Don't try and stop me
You can't top me
So you better think twice

You and the flave
That you crave
It's an itch you can't scratch

Not like me
And Doctor P
I'm a prize, he's a catch

Bottoms up
Down the hatch
It's the perfect match

With some green-o
Tomatillo
From the vegetable patch

So Ms. Hughes
If you choose
to have a beef with me

Choose a topic
Less myopic
Than the Doctor P

Settle down
You a clown
And I think you'll agree

That when I rap
About the sap
I should earn a degree

I'M OUT!

Bring it? Oh I broughten it.

you dissed my last po-em
so best watch out mis-ter a-dam
yo ass is mine
you little swine
i ain't gotta put up with this b.s.

don't hate the playa, got that yo?
hate the game, not yo DP foe
yo chance is gone
i'll bring it on
you up for some beatin's!?

[watch out, the rhymin gonna trip you out!]

in a glass
off yo ass
on the titanic in third class
with mike blass
in catholic mass
i'll drink the Deep

i will drink it in a car
i will drink it in a bar
i will drink it from a can
cuz dr. p it iz the man

a fake, a phony's what you be
and i only hang wif peeps like me
the courageous few
who knows what's true
that dr. pepper kicks the ass!

Two Places at the Same Damn Time, YO [subtitle: Short but oh so sweet]

like a walk to remem-bare
one foot here and one foot there
instead of states
i'd contemplates
the following:

in one hand the dr. p
and in the other cold iced tea
i'd chug-a-lugs
from dual mugs
mmm so good

but i ain't gonna get my way
fo sho ain't gonna be my day
cuz jus' like you
i ain't got looo
kemia

Yo, turn up my headphones

Why you act so mean to me?
Just because I drink iced tea
Though I know that you'd agree
It's good!

I got a feeling you were scarred
When someone stole your sun tea jar
And now you're searching near and far
For peace!

So trust the Holy Trinity
Salsa, Chips, and Dr. P
You once was blind, but now you see
The Way!

Don't try and drink it every day
Cause dat shit causes tooth decay
And I know Craig Stone would say
Keep Flossin!

So iced tea is my subsitute
You like it too, and can't dispute
Don't try and fight, you're point is moot
I Win!

[Insert Jeopardy theme here]

a tick a tock a-dam i'm waitin'
for you to start that chelsea hatin'
you so mean
to yo dp queen
what be wrong?

i sit here day in and day izzout
hopin' i'll catch you whine and pout
bout my skill
you get yo fill?
yet!

sallright tho' i ain't grumblin
cuz when i sips that dp fro dublin
i think of you's
and how you lose
our slams EVERY FREAKIN' TIME.

xoxo

A Dr. Pepper to Remember

Don't shake yo hotdog finger at me
I've seen you stray from dr. p
allow me to show
you too a faux
DP fan

You always braggin' t'all you see
you can't get nuff that col' ice tea
i found you out
oh please don't pout
you a baby

so i gots a question fo yo ass
'tho i 'ready know you ain't gon'pass
you have to choose
and win or lose
the DP challenge

if danglin' from a big skyscraper
were mandy moore and dr. pepper
who would ya save
the chick or flave?
prolly the cancer chick

booyah!

Oh no you didn't...

Who's the one who picked the fight?
I can go at this all night
But instead
I'll go to bed
with the Doc.

No, that doesn't make me gay
But from him, I'll never stray
I'd rather choke
Than drink a Coke
Or Mr. Pibb

You, on the other hand
Would the witness take the stand?
And tell us all
If you recall
The Trifecta

Is that a bead of sweat I see?
I did my research carefully
And now you'll pay
For your foul play
You broke my heart

On the picture that you posed
The Dr. Pepper lid is closed
I found you out
I have no doubt
You a fake!

I'm sure you're not a total sham
More like a "casual fan"
So leave D.P.
For dudes like me
WHO TRULY APPRECIATE THE REFRESHING TASTE! GO DRINK YOUR ROOT BEER!

Aaron Carter picks a fight

So Maverick had his Goose*
Jus’like Chelsea got her juice
Without a doubt
I give a shout
To the Doc

Hey Doctor Pepper, make it quick
Show me how you do that trick*
How you fizzle
And you sizzle
In my MOUTH!

Yo Dr. P, I gotchyo back
You 'plete me, like Jerry Mac
There will be days
When I will stray*
But not for long!

Cuz in my book you number one
I’s the earth and you’s the sun
You my bitch
You scratch my itch
You my baby daddy!

*Alright Adam, a few mini-homages to you!

But little did she know...

So you're not the only one and
Now the battle's just begun
to show the ways
and sing the praise
of the DOC!

Over ice and in a glass
A warm bottle? I'll prolly pass
But in a drought
I have no doubt
That I'd partake

Like me it comes from Tex
and it rivals even sex
So for me
It's Doctor P
and nothing else

C, you're rhymes are pretty dope
As good as mine? NOPE!
So paint the fence (Karate Kid reference)
and there's a chance
You'll be aight.

And then I just couldn't stop...

Dr. Pepper is my right hand man.
I'll drink it from a bottle or can.
If someone offers me a COKE!
I'll politely say HELL NO!(KE)
Cuz till the end I am a DP fan! Holla!
Holla!

Youuu thought I was done.
But I've only just begun...
To rave on the flave of the Deep.
I gotta shout 'fo shizzle izzle'
when i hear that DP fizzle,
cuz you and I both know it's the shite.
Out!

Beeefore you leave for tour,
may i offer you some more,
of that rap on the sap from Above.
i'm sure if god himself could choose
between the doc or coke or booze,
he'd sho' nuff drink dr.P with mucho love!
the DOC is in, biotch!

In the beginning, there was a simple ode..

"DP in the hizzouse"

i was chillin in my crib
putting down a jolly squib
when i reached for mr pibb
WHERE IT BE?

then a thought O-ccured to me
i gave my heart to dr. P
i was blind but now i see
I WAS WHACK

so my bag i start to pack
and i throws it on my back
so i can hit the ol' tarmak
I'M SO DIZZ(y)

the dopest thang they is
wit da suga' and da fizz
and da bubbles and da sizz
IS THE DOC

TOR PEPPER. me amour
cuz evens when i's poor
i will always want somemore
YOU BE PHAT.